Thursday, December 17, 2009

My earlier Facebook Status Updates

Karma Bhutia TV NEWS needs to be FIXED - 'coz it's always 'BREAKING'...
July 16 at 9:03am

Karma Bhutia At the end my friend - we are here to perfect failure...
July 16 at 9:03pm

July 16 at 7:44pm

Karma Bhutia Are Terrorist 'BRAND' conscious? Check out their targets: MUMBAI - TAJ / OBEROI || ISLAMABAD - MARRIOT || JAKARTA - MARRIOT / RITZ CARLTON... which brings me to another question... WHY HOTELS??? AND WHY ONLY 5 ***** HOTELS???
July 16 at 9:39am

Karma Bhutia I dreamt that I met St. Peters @ the pearly gates. He opened the gates, saluted and shouted 'Shallaam Shaab' with a clicking of the heels. WTF? I said when did you turn racist? Why are you racial profiling me? He shot back - "You idiot - I've been nominated 'patron saint' of the 'GateKeeping' security establishment." A sigh of relief - Phew! - For a moment I thot he was racist.
July 16 at 10:35am · Comment

Karma Bhutia VERBAL FACT : In Dilli - 'HERE' is pronounced as 'HARE' or 'HAIR'...
July 15 at 11:14am

Karma Bhutia TIME exists in the cavity of SPACE...
July 10 at 12:09pm

Karma Bhutia I don't want to know you like I do...
July 6 at 3:05pm

Karma Bhutia 'HOPE' is 'FORWARD' - like looking towards the future... while I am stuck @ 'PLAY'...
July 6 at 1:39pm · Comment

Karma Bhutia Q: What do 'Little Red Riding Hood' and 'Wolf in a Sheep Clothing' have in common? A: Identity Politics.
July 2 at 3:44pm

Karma Bhutia INTERNET says - 'Geography is History'...
July 1 at 1:32pm

Karma Bhutia WHY do people I meet feel that they have a book in them???
June 29 at 6:26pm

Karma Bhutia You are never too young to DIE...
June 29 at 1:32pm

Karma Bhutia Perceived to be 'BAD' & 'DANGEROUS' while he was 'THRILLER' just 'OFF THE WALL'. One thing nobody denies is his checkered 'HISTORY'. Now in death he is what he wanted to be - 'INVINCIBLE'... 'FOREVER, MICHAEL' (1950 -2009) RIP
June 26 at 9:49am

Karma Bhutia "Cogito, ergo sum" - I think, therefore I am; NOT INSTINCTUAL??? Didn't they learn how to complete the sentence?
June 24 at 5:13pm

Karma Bhutia TYPE IN UPPERCASE, type only in lowercase, and dont use any punctuation either
June 22 at 6:57pm

Karma Bhutia ... and she said you were 'WORSE-A-TILE' ---
June 18 at 5:23pm

Karma Bhutia 'Definition of insanity- doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result' - Albert Einstein
June 16 at 11:47am

Karma Bhutia a sad thing to do... what a move to make... to make you plead like that and then make me say that I was only joking...
June 12 at 8:27pm

Karma Bhutia I can't understand you sometimes - too precocious - you need to FART your brains out... capiche???
June 11 at 7:46pm

Karma Bhutia "And all this time I thought Googling yourself meant the other thing!" - Marge Simpson
June 10 at 6:14pm

Karma Bhutia GOD is a VOYEUR!!!... omnipresent eyes & ears - if that is not voyeuristic then what is???... HE watches your every move and hears every thought -- kinda like getting stuck in a bad episode of BIG BROTHER - only much worse... I can already feel the atheists smiling... :-)
June 9 at 6:14pm

Karma Bhutia "Don't drink and park - accidents cause people."
June 9 at 1:37pm

Karma Bhutia keeping up with the Joneses: the Indian National Sport... The national pastime for a billion people...
June 8 at 4:37pm

Karma Bhutia I never thot that I'd miss George 'Dubya' Bush... But I do... NEWS isn't the same anymore... :-( Dubya where are you???
June 1 at 6:45pm

Karma Bhutia "Kissing a smoker is like licking an Ashtray" - I'm sorry for the guy who first made that observation... Why go lick an ashtray in the first place??? Whatta sick b@$^ard...
May 29 at 4:07pm

Karma Bhutia “I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.” --- Socrates
May 26 at 11:41am

Karma Bhutia 100% discount is not FREE... It's something you will eventually have to pay a price for in kind... Is the air we breathe free????
May 26 at 10:27am

Karma Bhutia New updates available... Click here to proceed... OK...
May 22 at 10:25pm

Karma Bhutia I can see you dirty soul... Does it mean I have X-RAY vision???
May 22 at 3:11pm

Karma Bhutia The weather gets cool and the stomach hot... Global Warming on the inside... Huh???
May 20 at 9:00pm

Karma Bhutia There is no courtesy in death... Obviously Not - Be my guest... :-)
May 19 at 3:34pm

Karma Bhutia Man! I hate mysteries.. Whats the clue and whats my cue???
May 18 at 9:47pm

Karma Bhutia My soul is hungry while I'm pregnant with food; I'm breathless with air and thirsty at sea. I can hear with my eyes and my ears help me see; Is everything an illusion or is it only me.
May 14 at 6:28pm

Karma Bhutia --- You know its summer when your body dries up before you can wipe it with a towel, post shower...
May 10 at 8:31am

Karma Bhutia my current role in life is that of a "MOOD ENHANCER"... SPEEEEEEEDY... lol
May 8 at 11:47am

Karma Bhutia learnt the correct spelling of 'ORIGINALITY'. It is 6 'G's and 4 'T's... (aoru 'G', naal 'T')... yepadi?!!!
May 6 at 8:01pm

Karma Bhutia 'Tis for you my friend; while you were down and out getting kicked in your teeth; too old to fight and too young to die... The bright light you'll see @ the end of the tunnel is your final goodbye - your passport out of here from the struggle and into the other dimension... If that brings you down Cheer Up and remember "No Sucker gets out alive"... 'tis for you... Amen...
May 5 at 3:49pm

Karma Bhutia Power and Pelf; Money and Fame... How does it matter when you are already Insane???
May 4 at 7:03pm

Karma Bhutia resolves that eternity is not a human currency...
May 1 at 6:09pm

Karma Bhutia is the curator of 'HOPE'...
April 29 at 1:05pm

Karma Bhutia --- you can teach me IGNORANCE... Unfortunately, I'm past that stage...
April 27 at 3:52pm

April 24 at 5:35pm

Karma Bhutia The LAW is an ASS - so lets get the right folks to make amends. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET OUT AND VOTE...
April 22 at 8:43pm

Karma Bhutia to catch a glimpse of your face and a smile, I'd travel the world and an extra mile... the ROMANTIC has landed... :-)
April 18 at 9:39pm

Karma Bhutia Hi Illusion!!! Long time no SEE... Nice to have you back... :-)
April 4 at 7:50am

Karma Bhutia --- STUPIDITY is a DISEASE --- It KILLS people ---
March 18 at 10:10am

Karma Bhutia --- You think you are the only one --- You SCHIZO!!! --- but there's two of you...
February 27 at 3:00pm

February 24 at 6:57pm

Karma Bhutia --- pop quiz --- Why do dogs smell and then PEE on car tyres???
February 19 at 10:23pm

Karma Bhutia --- turn turn turn ---
February 19 at 11:49am

Karma Bhutia --- I'm not good at the start so let's begin at the end...
February 11 at 6:34pm

Karma Bhutia --- HELLO!!! What happened to Nithari??? What happened to Arushi??? No MEDIA coverage anymore??? Now I understand why you surrendered in INDIA Ramalinga Raju -
February 9 at 1:46pm

Karma Bhutia --- Every LAW has a FLAW ---
February 5 at 9:00am

Karma Bhutia - is waiting @ the speed of thought---
February 4 at 2:59pm

Karma Bhutia --- drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ---
January 27 at 2:38pm

Karma Bhutia --- I know you from somewhere --- Past Life???
January 23 at 11:06am

Karma Bhutia --- Are you trying to drown yourself in the fountain of eternal life???
January 15 at 6:12pm

Karma Bhutia - a ROSE by any other name is a LOTUS... Mind it...
January 12 at 11:04am

Karma Bhutia - pain is the ultimate proof that we are alive... Does a person in a coma feel pain?
January 6 at 7:14pm

Karma Bhutia --- cold? what cold? can't feel my own hands now.. Can I?? Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
January 2 at 5:32am

Karma Bhutia is the visibile manifestation of the Newton's 3rd law of motion...
December 16, 2008 at 9:02am

Karma Bhutia --- just for 72 VIRGINs??? - Is that worth more than lives of innocent people??? Wonder why the VIRGIN's always remain VIRGIN's. These Mental Midgets...
November 29, 2008 at 10:37am

Karma Bhutia --- Only the DEAD feel no PAIN --- Ouch!!! I am so alive... It HURTS ---
November 26, 2008 at 2:22pm

Karma Bhutia --- PORN is NOT a 'Documented Research' into 'Evolutionary Sciences' ---
November 24, 2008 at 7:47pm

Karma Bhutia --- Hope always dies last.
November 20, 2008 at 6:41am

Karma Bhutia --- Menstrual CYCLE is NOT a means of transport.... It's not like a BiCycle, MotorCycle nor a TriCycle.
November 16, 2008 at 7:05am

Karma Bhutia --- The mind is like a parachute. If it isn't open, we're f&%ked!
November 7, 2008 at 7:58am

Karma Bhutia - Some women age like old WINE ----- the rest age like MILK...
November 4, 2008 at 8:22pm

Karma Bhutia - whose WAR is it anyway???
November 4, 2008 at 5:46pm

Karma Bhutia contemplates wearing his underwear on the outside... Maybe thats the first step to becoming a SUPER/BAT/SPIDER-MAN... Could use those powers right now...
November 3, 2008 at 11:28am

Karma Bhutia - When you are the last person on the planet - how does it matter what religion you subscribe to
November 1, 2008 at 9:19am

Karma Bhutia is letting REALITY hang loose...
October 26, 2008 at 9:41pm ·

Karma Bhutia is understanding the nature of MIND...
October 24, 2008 at 10:00am

Karma Bhutia is meditation in motion...
October 21, 2008 at 7:01pm

Karma Bhutia says: If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call. :-)
September 29, 2008 at 4:47pm

Karma Bhutia is a state of MONK --- warm bath; fresh clothes and a cozy soft bed.. NIRVANA...
September 17, 2008 at 11:03pm

Karma Bhutia had an epiphany - This world is overflowing with MENTAL MIDGETs
September 16, 2008 at 5:02pm

Karma Bhutia figures that - mentally everyone is a PORNSTAR...
September 9, 2008 at 6:31pm

Karma Bhutia is The PAST is like VIRGINITY... Once you LOOSE it you can never get it back...
September 5, 2008 at 9:43am

Karma Bhutia If you need to SAVE something you have to KILL it
August 30, 2008 at 8:24pm

Karma Bhutia !!! have you got any Karma in you??? NO??? Want some??? :-)
August 15, 2008 at 9:56am

Karma Bhutia , inaudible, insanity, indefinitely., Yeah! Its IN definitely.......
August 13, 2008 at 9:38am

Karma Bhutia is a social experiment....... Join the experience....
August 6, 2008 at 9:01pm

Karma Bhutia is Mentally - EmptyHanded... Who's picking the tab???
July 21, 2008 at 7:09pm

Karma Bhutia Genius is my BirthRight!!!
July 14, 2008 at 9:47am

Karma Bhutia is FLIRTING with HEAVEN..
July 10, 2008 at 6:04pm

Karma Bhutia we are all the same - Nose Deaf & Ear Blind - Can't you taste me???
July 8, 2008 at 7:36pm

Karma Bhutia free my tomorrow.. TODAY....
July 4, 2008 at 8:08am

Karma Bhutia dont disturb me.. entertain me instead..
July 3, 2008 at 3:13pm

June 26, 2008 at 7:14pm

Karma Bhutia include me in your visible universe... before we all go blind....
June 24, 2008 at 3:02pm

Karma Bhutia with a blink of an eye.. we finally see the light.....
June 23, 2008 at 5:59pm

Karma Bhutia look @ what we've become......
June 19, 2008 at 10:04pm

Karma Bhutia ?????????
May 29, 2008 at 5:48pm

Karma Bhutia Entropy.........
May 16, 2008 at 7:45pm

Karma Bhutia Points......... Score BIG now.......
May 13, 2008 at 11:58am

Karma Bhutia Chameleon.............
May 12, 2008 at 10:50am

Karma Bhutia whose FATHER what MEASUREMENT!!!
May 9, 2008 at 3:07pm

Karma Bhutia You got to cry without weeping; Talk without speaking; Scream without raising your voice...
May 8, 2008 at 9:58am

Karma Bhutia I would never make you CRY......
April 30, 2008 at 6:35pm

Karma Bhutia destiny in density...
April 30, 2008 at 9:41am

Karma Bhutia where destiny meets action..
April 28, 2008 at 12:29pm

Karma Bhutia this PLANET is ROASTING.. Its F&^%ing HOT in here...
April 24, 2008 at 12:10pm

Karma Bhutia is Novocaine for the SOUL....
April 14, 2008 at 7:36pm

Karma Bhutia HELP WANTED!!! looking for a generous traveler to get me my guitar from Delhi to Bangalore...
March 31, 2008 at 6:04pm

Karma Bhutia is a kindered spirit
March 26, 2008 at 1:20pm

Karma Bhutia B +ve
March 24, 2008 at 2:07pm

Karma Bhutia is bringing down his carbon footprint...
March 17, 2008 at 9:49am

Karma Bhutia is NEWTON's third law of MOTION.
March 2, 2008 at 11:47pm

Karma Bhutia --grow your own dope... plant your own man...
February 29, 2008 at 7:41am

Karma Bhutia never negotiate out of fear.. but never fear to negotiate..
February 20, 2008 at 8:52am

Monday, August 17, 2009


India in it's 62 years achieved much in terms of - 'E'-QUALITY.

I pray we don't spend the next 62 years pursuing - 'EQUALITY'.

Monday, July 20, 2009

TV NEWS needs to be FIXED - 'coz it's always 'BREAKING'...

TV NEWS needs to be FIXED - 'coz it's always 'BREAKING'...

Friday, July 17, 2009

Are Terrorist 'BRAND' conscious?

Are Terrorist 'BRAND' conscious?

Check out their targets:
MUMBAI 26/11/08 - TAJ / OBEROI

That brings me to another question...

Thursday, July 16, 2009

St. Peters is the patron saint of GateKeepers

I dreamt that I met St. Peters @ the pearly gates.

He opened the gates, saluted and shouted 'Shallaam Shaab' with a clicking of the heels.

WTF? I said when did you turn racist? Why are you racial profiling me?

He shot back - "You idiot - I've been nominated 'patron saint' of the 'GateKeeping' security establishment."

A sigh of relief - Phew! - For a moment I thot he was racist.

Friday, June 26, 2009


Perceived to be 'BAD' & 'DANGEROUS' while he was a 'THRILLER' just 'OFF THE WALL'.
One thing nobody denies is his checkered 'HISTORY'.
Now in death he is what he wanted to be - 'INVINCIBLE'... 'FOREVER, MICHAEL' (1950 -2009) RIP

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

SDF IT-SELF IS POSITION, AND OPPOSITION AS WELL - Music & Lyrics by Tilak Sharma (singer)



Which already works to broke out the doctrine and destruction done before 15 years. Now 90% we are SDF in
the State. (remaining the ‘pieces’ still ‘pitches’ the palm even though we remain to calm).
Work of promotions, emotions, devotion, dedication and development deserves the determination of 90% democrats
decided to have delightful democracy of clear destination Denzong (Sikkim).
We need no any opposition who try to mislead the peoples applying by their own or selfishness of so much issue
unwanted and false.

We are SDF: Position and Opposition too…we know what to do or not to do… we are very responsible on our
prestigious and honourable Sikkimese… as children, as a son and the daughter as a fathers and mothers. We are the
generation or the running wheels cooks different in styles and looking to go miles and miles.
Now, a doctorate in philosophy, a young father of Sikkim and lots of national level and international levels awardee
and a best friend of children and the poor peoples: Dr. Pawan Chamling is performing has duties accordingly when he
was 16 years rules and regulation emotions and promotions, loves and affections and to struggled hard for the
achievements of ‘Soul Goal’ of an every individuals, he stepped up with the friends (hearts & minds) to established
SDF Party in Sikkim despite of facing great obstacles, problems, can say impossibilities we approach here at the stages
of joy and happiness, work and worship, care of customs and new creation, every positive efforts (possibilities &
positivities) and all the solution now we have.

Protest: not to flight and protect our all rights. Sikkim is introduced in the world our SDF government sacrificed
positively and contributed a lot to build our thoughts on the top heights which is observing by our naked eye so why
not the emotions fly to the sky and no children also can remain shy- yo sano sano a………………….





Music & Lyrics by Tilak Sharma (singer)

The direction and dimension, liberty and equality, time: opportunity to serves, to serves the opportunities and all as
like as the natural ecological balance in the state of the Universe our Hon’ble C.M. Dr. Pawan Chamling and his great
gorgeous MLAs, MPs and the ministries.
Our central PM, and the politics: Pawan Chamling’s peoples salute you with peace progress, prosperous presentation,
green and glorious, clean and careful Sikkim of which politics stand on the great height which can be over the world
as a ‘lesson’ we learned and we are too happy and grateful to get an experienced beloved an Hon’ble Sir B.S. Pant in
our Temi-Namphing Constituency with new concept and creations as directed by him we work we walk.
A sincere youth singer

Tilak Sharma

North Korea - Nuclear Tests and Beyond... what it means to the world...

People aren't stupid they understand what blasting plutonium measuring 4.5 on the Richter scale means... everyone know what launching 2 missiles immediately the next day means...

There is a view the so called "EXPERTS" espouse - suggesting NK is just a spoilt brat seeking attention... and their advice is to turn a blind eye. This might be in line with the current US administration's foreign policy but it is a ticking bomb for the whole world.

What perplexes me is how a country considered "AN AXIS OF EVIL" 5 years ago has become an insignificant/harmless real estate not worth bothering about today.

Turning a blind eye so far has driven them to rekindle all their nuclear activities like as if the cooperation with IAEA didn't happen...

It is also the turning a blind eye policy that made NK a pariah in the first place...

The same policy blunder we saw earlier with the Mujaheed/Al-Quaida/Taliban
clique is unfolding before our eyes... Only this time with its a billion times more destructive... We are talking Nuclear.

What about those promises of engaging with the world...

If NK is not dealt with properly this time it could very well lead to a whole host of very undesirable problems globally. And it would not be treatable easily...

Monday, February 2, 2009

India the home of Millionaire Slumdog

All the hype and hoopla surrounding the awards and nominations for Slumdog Millionaire one can't help but wonder how Danny BOYle did it...

Its got the same masala and gimmickry that Hindi movies have had for ages.
How a child who grew up in the slums of Mumbai goes to win 2 Crores in his adolescence.
A typical fairly tale. A story of hope, aspiration and fortune.

An underlying message of positivity at a time when Mumbai has just been violated and maimed by the KASAB clique.

Slumdog Millionaire provide us an aspiration and show us a path for the world pursuits.
Qualities that are aspirational in this material world we live in.

In the past this country has been inspired and lead by people who have given up all material pursuits - Buddha/Mahatma Gandhi BTW both were NRI.

People who have given up their millions and inheritance and all worldly pursuits to lead a life of an ascetic.

Living for a bigger purpose a purpose larger than self /self indulgence and loathe.

They were the Millionaire Slumdogs - people who had their millions and yet left for greater pursuits than their own selves.

Buddha was a Prince and heir to a huge empire.
Mahatma Gandhi was a successful Barrister educated in London and South Africa @ a time where common people would never even travel beyond the vicinity of their villages.

Yet they chose the lives of simplicity and renunciation and changed the world with their ideas.
They are the originals. They are the true Millionaire Slumdogs.