Thursday, July 16, 2009

St. Peters is the patron saint of GateKeepers

I dreamt that I met St. Peters @ the pearly gates.

He opened the gates, saluted and shouted 'Shallaam Shaab' with a clicking of the heels.

WTF? I said when did you turn racist? Why are you racial profiling me?

He shot back - "You idiot - I've been nominated 'patron saint' of the 'GateKeeping' security establishment."

A sigh of relief - Phew! - For a moment I thot he was racist.