Monday, July 20, 2009

TV NEWS needs to be FIXED - 'coz it's always 'BREAKING'...

TV NEWS needs to be FIXED - 'coz it's always 'BREAKING'...

Friday, July 17, 2009

Are Terrorist 'BRAND' conscious?

Are Terrorist 'BRAND' conscious?

Check out their targets:
MUMBAI 26/11/08 - TAJ / OBEROI
ISLAMABAD 20/09/08 - MARRIOT
JAKARTA 17/07/09 - MARRIOT / RITZ CARLTON

That brings me to another question...
WHY HOTELS??? AND WHY ONLY 5 ***** HOTELS???

Thursday, July 16, 2009

St. Peters is the patron saint of GateKeepers

I dreamt that I met St. Peters @ the pearly gates.

He opened the gates, saluted and shouted 'Shallaam Shaab' with a clicking of the heels.

WTF? I said when did you turn racist? Why are you racial profiling me?

He shot back - "You idiot - I've been nominated 'patron saint' of the 'GateKeeping' security establishment."

A sigh of relief - Phew! - For a moment I thot he was racist.